Shotgun Post

  • 12:20 Something screwy about the guest Minister. Bond just accused Businessman Zorin as a potential villain. “Nonsense, he’s French!”??? #
  • 12:22 They actually let MannyPenny out of the office!? #
  • 12:24 Patrick McKnee and Roger Moore equals more British than anyone can handle #
  • 12:26 Frenchy la French informr is killed by a a fishing rod and lewer #
  • 12:29 The taxi Driver is nursing a plastic cup of red wine. James wisely and bodily removes him from the cab and has now bifurcated it. #
  • 12:31 The skill of Bond is such that he can land on a three tiered wedding cake and not get any on his tuxedo! #
  • 12:38 “My name is Jenny Flex” “Of course you are” #
  • 12:42 Patrick McKnee as Sir Godwin, playing a valet ordered around by Bond… “Piss off! I was John Steed while you being breast-fed” #
  • 12:45 “You had it shaken, not stirred then too, you little toerag! Which is how she liked it to, as I recall” #
  • 12:50 “Who’s she?” “I don’t know, but she bears closer inspection,” #
  • 12:54 Unfortunately Q lets his craftsmanship slip somewhat when he isn’t inventing innocuous devices that’ll gut you… #
  • 13:00 “I’m James Syngen-Sythe. I’m English!” “I never would have guessed…” #
  • 13:01 Grace Jones: “Ho Ho Ho, you are funny, little man” #
  • 13:07 Bond: “I’ll take the smaller one; Sir Godfrey, you take the Morris Dancer…” #
  • 13:10 “Mayday, where have you been? I’ve been waiting for you take care of me. Personally…” #
  • 13:11 Smooooooth cut between when Grace Jones gets into bed, and is actually in bed. Apparently she teleports… #
  • 13:14 “Bring ‘Syngen-Smythe’ to my study, first thing in the morning, After he’s spun Mayday around like a pinwheel”… #
  • 13:14 “Did you sleep well?” “A little restless but I ‘got off’ eventually…” #
  • 13:20 Nooo! Patrick, the call came from inside the car!!! #
  • 13:26 “If you kill me, my agency will retaliate.” “More likely they’ll try to cover up your incompetence” Black Ops mission, No witnesses! #
  • 14:48 Hey buddy, we may be engineering an earthquake to destroy Silicon Valley but on this site, everyone wears a hard hat. Got it? #
  • 14:51 I do wonder how much you can claim starting a fire is “Improvisational Inspiration” when you’ve got two drums of kerosine on you… #
  • 14:54 Grace Jones DOES NOT wear a hard hat. Mainly because her hair is hewn from granite and then sculpted into a skateboard ramp #
  • 14:57 What’s worse than one earthquake? A DOUBLE EARTHQUAKE! #
  • 14:58 I’m no engineer but there has got to be a better way to set explosives than kicking the detonator into place!! #
  • 15:03 @thebellman Assume in this case it isn’t. Moore’s mouth contors almost painfully around every drawled vowel and twanged syllable #
  • 15:12 Explosives are set, entryway flooded. That leaves me five minutes of rec time for shooting the men and then back to the plan #
  • 15:14 Oh brilliant! The construction supervisor’s cabin turns into an airship! #
  • 15:15 “Nothing can stop it now,” oh Christopher Walken, and you were doing so well… #
  • 15:20 You know what’s good about male henchmen? No sentimental attachments… #
  • 15:22 Patrick Bauchau does not find you all that funny, Christopher Walken. #
  • 15:22 Ouch, Bond takes an antannae to the Double O’s #
  • 15:25 Oh this is fantastic. Mad Doctor Mengler can’t get the seatbelt off in time to wrestle the girl of Walken. Why? Cause he’s holding a gun! #
  • 15:27 Yep, Zorin’s a pyschopath. He instinctively goes for the mad loon’s weapon of choice. An axe #
  • 15:28 Ooh! Did you see what I did there? Walkin plays Zorin, but is also in Fatboy Slim’s Weapon of Choice music video. #
  • 15:32 World is saved, KGB tastes bitter defeat and Bond is missing presumed dead. #
  • 15:32 But Q is far from fooled and hunts him down with ruthless effeciency. And Fin #
  • 15:34 Safe to say the Bond Franchise was three wheels shy of a wagon at this point. Which sets the stage for Timothy Dalton’s more wolfish Bond #
  • 15:35 @lordriffington Not fully. I’ve seen trailers for it and thought it funny though #
  • 15:52 @thebellman ooooooEEEEEEEooooooo! #
  • 20:15 @thebellman I feel you’re trying to break my Twitter count for today. Good luck =) #

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